(has a speedo, runs off to the beach and dives) Alley-oop! (He takes off his shirt and tosses it to Miriam's head)īig Bob Welp, catch you later, Miriam. This is gonna be the best week of my entire life! Miriam (wakes up with her glasses crooked) Huh? Wha.? Where am I? Where am I? (gets out of the car as are Big Bob and Helga)īig Bob (takes the suitcases out of the trunk and sets them down) Sun, surf, and a mother lode of beach sports. (Meanwhile, Arnold finishes up making his sand castle and hears honking as he lifts up his sunglasses, and it turns out to be Big Bob's car pulling up to the same duplex house) (As there is a big wave of water, we now see Grandma Gertie surfing) I just remembered I got a much better strategy. (gets up from the bench and walks away)Įrnie Ah, don't sweat it, Hyuhn. Hyuhn (does so and eagerly talks to her) Hello, pretty beach lady! Hyuhn and Ernie spot another swimsuit woman wearing blue)Įrnie Check her out, Hyunh. Oskar I get to keep everything I find? (takes it) It's a deal. (brings out a metal detector) Only $9.99, and you get to keep everything you find. Shop Owner (comes out of his shop) That's right, sir. Oskar (reads the sign) "Want to find coins, jewelry and other valuables on the beach?" (Horns and jackhammers were heard in the next scene that is cut to a town where the three boarders are. Nothing but me and the silent tranquility of nature. (Later, Arnold walks to the beach with a pale and enjoys the view as Grandpa Phil is on a small island far away) Small Island Gertie (comes out with a surfing swimsuit and a surfboard) Later, dude. (runs off to the two boarders) Hey, you guys, wait up! Suzie So, you're going to town, too, Oskar, and leaving me here all alone? (Oskar and Suzie come out with other swim outfits as well)
So long, civilization! (walks off) Peace and solitude, here I come. Phil Actually, I'm heading in the opposite direction of you clowns. Huynh walk out with swim outfits on)Įrnie Yeah, well, we're off to town to, uh, mingle. (The scene fades to the doors and Ernie and Mr. (Helga fantasizes Arnold and herself on the TV) The Duplex House
#PSST HEY YOU WAZ UP TV#
(Meanwhile, Helga is in the backseat watching a show on a TV that is in the car and the show is Babewatch )Īnnouncer This week on Babewatch: Love and deception rock the beach. Miriam But, I just, you know, I hate it there so much- Well, with the sun and the sand and all those loud, happy, frolicking people. why does it always have to be the beach?īig Bob 'Cause the beach is the only place I get to parasail, jet-ski, bodyboard, and windsurf. Big Bob's Carīig Bob This is gonna be great, Miriam! A whole entire week of hanging out at the beach. I want to get as far away from civilization and shopping malls and traffic and commerciality as possible. Heck, I don't even want to see the people I already know. I'm not really looking to make any new friends. Everyone knows the beach is a place for passion.Įrnie Hey, Arnold, maybe this beach vacation will be good to you, (winks) romantically speaking, huh?Īrnold I don't know, Mr. I just want to find a treasure chest buried in the sand.Įrnie Buried treasure? Ha! What an imbecile. (All those things Phil mentions make Arnold and the boarders confused)Īrnold (unconvincingly) Sounds. I had such fun there as a young boy, romping around the dunes, eating snails and seaweed, making a skirt out of shell, and dancing for our men in uniform. (The bus lets out fog that makes Helga cough and drives off) Grandpa Phil's CarĪrnold Boy, Grandpa, this is gonna be great. I must spend an entire week apart from you doomed to recount my most regretful of behaviors. How cruel I am each and every time I see you. (Helga walks to the back of the city bus, hides and pulls out her locket) Pataki is one person I will never miss.Īrnold I agree, Gerald, I definitely agree. Gerald (picks up the books) Man, Arnold, that Helga G. Helga Yeah, well, that's because I'm trapped in school every day with a bunch of losers and when vacation finally comes, I want outta here as fast as I can, and I'll tell you another thing, Monkey Face This is gonna be the best vacation ever because I'll be far, far away from you. Helga Watch your back! Watch your back! I said outta my way! (bumps into Arnold, falls on him and gets back up) Nice going, football head.Īrnold What are you talking about, Helga? You're the one that plowed into me.
(Gerald's sentence is interrupted when someone with the same voice comes out pushing people out of her way) A whole entire week away from books, and teachers, and. (The school bell rings and all the students run out and cheer while Arnold and Gerald walk)
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